Have you ever stopped to think about
What rats do for fun
Sure they crawl around and scurry
Yeah theyre always on the run
But a rat sure likes a good time
Just like you and me
And ill prove it with a tale about a rat infested brewery
Well it started with a little lad
Named vermin McCan
who fell upon a drink that made him feel like quite a man
He rounded up his furry boys
Though some wore a frown
They quickly changed their tune as they slammed a couple down
One, two, one two three four
Come on all you good rats well send you to heaven
you’ll find the pearly gates in the froth and the foam
For in these vats you’ve made quite a creation
A potion to turn the guiness to gold
Like mice behind a piper
Rats from all around
They soon found their way to this factory
In old Dublin town
Theyd surely heard the news about this fancy new rat brew
They came
they saw
they had a taste and they knocked back a few
One, two, one two three four
Come on all you good rats well send you to heaven
you’ll find the pearly gates in the froth and the foam
For in these vats you’ve made quite a creation
A potion to turn the guiness to gold
The rats are in a tizzy
Addicted to the bone
The hairy lugs were giddy
They were never going home
Like a bunch of drunken pirates
Prepared to walk the plank
They drank, They sang,
They took a plunge
And in the beer they sank
One, two, one two three four
Come on all you good rats well send you to heaven
you’ll find the pearly gates in the froth and the foam
For in these vats you’ve made quite a creation
A potion to turn the guiness to gold