"""Ah, dearly beloved, We're gathered up in here today to join in holy monogamy This here feller and this ol' gal that he brought with him."" The weddin' chapel couldn't get more packed The love birds were dressed in white and black The preacher turned to the groom and asked him to skip the ring on her left hand He turned to his best man and said Hold my beer This won't take long And I want it back And I don't want it gone I trust ya, buddy, here Hold my beer ""I now pronounce you, y'all"" They cut the cake and they poured champagne They macarana'd and formed a train But it crashed right into the groom's old flame As she came crashin' in The new bride just kinda grinned and said Hold my beer This won't take long And I want it back And I don't want it gone I trust ya, honey, here Hold my beer When the cat fight broke up The band broke into some Haggard and Hank and some Cash When somebody's cousin that nobody knew Yelled, ""What's with this hillbilly crap?"" You could've heard a pin drop And then Hold my beer This won't take long And I want it back And I don't want it gone Somebody, Hold my beer This won't take long And I want it back And I don't want it gone I trust ya, buddy, here Hold my beer ""Yeah, no, no just hold it. No, I wasn't givin' it for you to drink. No. It's gone now. Never ask the preacher to hold your beer.""
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