Standing in the dock at
Southampton
trying to get to Holland Or France
The man in the mac said
you've got to go back
you know they didn't even
give us a chance
Christ
You know it ain't easy
you know how hard it can be
The way things are going
they're gonna crucify me
Finally made the plane
into Paris
honeymooning down
by the Seine
Peter Brown called to say
you can make it OK
You can get married in
Gibraltar near Spain
Christ
You know it ain't easy
you know how hard it can be
The way things are going
they're gonna crucify me
Drove from Paris to the
Amsterdam Hilton
talking in our beds for a week
The newspeople said
say what you doing in bed
I said we're only trying to
get us some peace
Christ
You know it ain't easy
you know how hard it can be
The way things are going
they're gonna crucify me
Saving up your money for a
rainy day
Giving all your clothes to charity
Last night the wife said
Oh boy when you're dead you
don't take nothing with
your soul
Think
Made a lightning trip to Vienna
eating chocolate cake in a bag
The newspapers said
she's going to his head
They look like two Gurus in drag
Christ
You know it ain't easy
you know how hard it can be
The way things are going
they're gonna crucify me
Caught the early plane back to
London fifty acorns
tied in a sack
The men from the press said
we wish you success
It's good to have the both of
you back
Christ
You know it ain't easy
you know how hard it can be
The way things are going
they're gonna crucify me
The way things are going
they're gonna crucify me