The guitar`s out of tune we`re not very good
We`re the support band
The vocals are flat and the singer`s quite fat
We`re the support band
The riff`s second hand we stole from the damned
We`re the support band
The crowd doesn`t care there`s nobody there
We`re the support band
We`re from outta town and our van`s broken down
Our mates wouldn`t come they stayed in the pub
The bass players stoned he thinks we don`t know
We sound checked the drums until kingdom come
We go on and on and on and on and on
The only groupies we get are of the wrong sex
Each time that we`ve played we`ve never been paid
We know we`re crap but we don`t give a damn
The guitar`s out of tune we`re not very good
We`re the support band
We go on and on and on and on and on