When you look at me that way
I must believe the things you say
Why if you told me night was day I wouldn't doubt it
Baby if you told me that the world
I thought was round was flat
Not one of my eyelids would bat I'm easily touted
But when it comes to matters of the heart
I and my belief in you just part
I kind of believed you when you said
your nights were lonely
Til the day that I came by
But when you whisper'd that I was your one and only
That was a big fat lie
I should have been wiser than
I was and seen right through you
But the moon got in my eye
That stuff about I never lived until I knew you
That was a big fat lie
You must have started to fib
when you were wearing a bib
And such a habit's hard to break
A little lie is OK but when you lie night and day
That's more than even I can take
You told me we ought to marry
and I let you sway me
Kissed my happy days goodbye
And when you told that man
you'd honour and obey me
That was a big fat lie
An over exaggeration of a
super prevarication of a big fat lie