I'm trippin over dumb drunks at a party
Girlfriend just ran off with the DJ
I give her everything but she refused it
It doesn't matter she don't know how to use it
My confidence is dwindling
Look at the shape I'm in
Where's my pearls where's my swine
I'm not thirsty but I'm standing in line
I'll have the usual
I'll have the usual
Fifty silhouettes bumpin' on the dance floor
Pink elephants fallin' through a trap door
Sixty cigarettes a day 'cause I'm nervous
When will that bitch serve us
I used to be a good boy livin' the good life
Fifty thousand kisses later she was a housewife
She was good I was unkind
I'm not thirsty but I'm standin' in line
I'll have the usual
I'll have the usual
on the rocks
two ice cubes
and a little umbrella
Big Jim says the second comin's comin'
I think he's just seein' double or something
Or something
You can hang around waiting for the also rans
I can't win but I've seen enough man
A fifth of whisky he could knock it away
I drink some more and it's judgment day
I had a future but she just passed out
I'm gonna drink until I see what it is I wanna think about
I'll have the usual
I'll have the usual
I'll have the usual
On the rocks
With a twist