If you don't know what this song's about
Then you should go and see a doctor
I look at you and I see
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The graying cracks of postcommital formal conversation
Most empowered porous mutant mental
Intimate a drain before the Haitians
Mental has a drain before the Haitian patients
Everything's a drain
I want to live like a box of matches
Conflagration and I hope it catches
I want to die just like a china cup
Don't look at Pete because he's throwing up
I look at you and I see
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The female eunuchs
And I know nothing really changes
Mother Nature's still a mental
Office case the wealth of our creations
People paranoid creations patients
Everything's a drain
I want to live like a box of matches
Conflagration and I hope it catches
I want to die just like a china cup
Don't look at Pete because he's throwing up
I look at you and I see
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