The Discount Song

Chris August
앨범 : The Discount Song

This one right here goes out
to all you people
that have ever paid full price
for something that is only worth
three fourths of that real price
that you paid
It's seven in the morning
and I'm sitting in the tub
I'm hungry like a muh
I need me some grub
I said some biscuits nice and hot
would sure hit the spot
but I'm broke like a joke
so let that discount drop
I pulled up in the drive thru
right then I knew
there's no contemplating
about my money situation
I have no bacon
but I'd like to eat some
You see son hook me up
with a free one
I'm broke I'm broke don't you know
And that's not a joke
this brother's poor and cold
I need some meat to complete my week
so hook me up with
what combo number three
for $599 are you outta your mind
for a burger and Sprite
and some fries on the side
And my pocket thin
and your price is too big
So hook me up ooh 25 percent
I wanna discount
I wanna discount
I wanna di di di di di discount
Oh it would be nice
if I could pay full price
but it's not so just stop
and let that discount drop
I wanna discount
I wanna discount
I wanna di di di di di discount
Oh it would be nice
if I could pay full price
but it's not so just stop
and let that discount drop
Now I'm stuck with no money
I need something in my tummy
Cause I'm getting really hungry
I'm about to die
Have you ever seen a grown man cry
Have you ever seen a grown man
beg to be hooked up
but that's worth a try
Can we help one another
come on hook up a brother
I know I'm not your sister
just pretend I'm your mother
Cause family discount
that's what it's all about
Oh I need it I need it
so help a brother out
I'm broke I'm broke don't poke no fun
I just wanna slim jim or a honey bun
Or how about a pizza
for a very special price
And to make it real nice
sprinkle red pepper spice
Rah rah you're magic ta dah
Make my price deflate
Don't hate for goodness sake
be straight and let me take
a discount on number eight
I'm in the low money state
almost low as my date
I wanna discount
I wanna discount
I wanna di di di di di discount
Oh it would be nice
if I could pay full price
but it's not so just stop
and let that discount drop
I wanna discount
I wanna discount
I wanna di di di di di discount
Oh it would be nice
if I could pay full price
but it's not so just stop
and let that discount drop
Alright looky here my brethren
I know there's times
when that money's tight
and you just wanna take out
that dime piece to a nice dinner
like the Red Lobster
or Applebee's heh I feel you
Well I tell you what you store
this message in your little heart
And when you get there you use it
and if and when it works you might
as well go ahead and bless yourself
with some dessert too
Alright let's try this out
I wanna discount
I wanna discount
I wanna di di di di di discount
Oh it would be nice
if I could pay full price
but it's not so just stop
and let that discount drop
I wanna discount
I wanna discount
I wanna di di di di di discount
Oh it would be nice
if I could pay full price
but it's not so just stop
and let that discount drop
I wanna discount
I wanna discount
I wanna di di di di di discount
Oh it would be nice
if I could pay full price
but it's not so just stop
and let that discount drop
I wanna discount
I wanna discount
I wanna di di di di di discount
Oh it would be nice
if I could pay full price
but it's not so just stop
and let that discount drop

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