Last night I told ya I loved ya
Woke up blamed it on the vodka
I genuinely thought I was dying
And I could see that smile you
were hiding
Last night I told ya I need ya
That's the last time I drink
tequila
Super Lemon and his sidekick
Salt Kid
I start cryin' and verbally
assaultin'
Last night
I asked you to marry me
That's when I remembered the
brandy
I wake up and claim I didn't say it
Screwed if I ever wake up in Vegas
Wish I could stop and I'm not
joking
Drinking too much and socially
smoking
Wish I could stop start to
behave and then
Wake up in the morning and never
miss a day again
Last night police had to frisk me
In the cells thanks to Bell's
fine whiskey
Whoops I think I said too much
Like Do you like my
bracelets Oh wait they're
handcuffs
Last night I said I want your
babies
Forget the ice it's not nicer
than Baileys
Bleurgh I drink that much that
I forget what
Everything embarassing thing I
say next
You said I got on one knee and
there's no way
Unless I've been drinking
Oh wait Rose
Sailor Jerrys Rum I think I
drank too much
Showing around must way
too much love
Last night I called you a loser
I think that was after flaming
sambuca
I shouted at you Do me a favor
And that's when I fell off the
pavement
Wish I could stop and I'm not
joking
Drinking too much and socially
smoking
Wish I could stop start to
behave and then
Wake up in the morning and never
miss a day again
'Cause I'd love to learn when to
shut my mouth
Wake up in the morning and be in
my own house
Do one last shot and know when
to stop
No more photos on facebook of me
doing the robot
Know when to leave and when to
lock my front door
Stop waking up in trees and in a
bed full of people
Sitting in a cupboard with my
weird best friend
But I'm only young so I'm not
gonna pretend
I wish I could stop cause I'm
not joking
I love drinking too much and
socially smoking
Don't wanna stop or learn to
behave Amen
And I hey just missed another
day again