Darling I hate to tell you but I think I뭢 catching a cold
Put another chair on the fire bring the bottle over here
I feel I뭢 getting old
I like your laugh and a hot romance
and your orn뭨y sense of humor
but if it rains again like it did today
I뭢 gonna have to leave a little bit sooner
Got to get me some South America sun
Honey don뭪 even ask me if you can come along
Down at the border you need to be older
and you sure don뭪 look like my daughter
Your ridiculous age, start a state outrage
and I뭠l end up in a Mexican jail
Darling please don뭪 cry you know I wouldn뭪 tell you no lie
Look over there
Oh my God don뭪 look now
but it appears to be raining again
Get upstairs pack my book of prayers
Honey hurry I뭢 catching pneumonia
I gotta move while I뭢 in the mood
or I뭠l disappear into that wall
Darling please don뭪 curse
it really couldn뭪 be any worse
Say I뭢 a sun fanatic but it뭩 dark in your attic
and your cat sleeps over my head
I know I뭢 not a football star
but I wanna little better than that
So I뭢 much obliged for the pure white ride
and a cup of tea every morning
I뭠l say goodbye, look your man in the eye
you know I wouldn뭪 tell you no lie
So after all, I'll see you in the fall
on a brand new day, brand new way
Goodbye honey, goodbye honey
Goodbye honey, it ain't funny
Goodbye honey, I know it ain't funny