What do you do with a B A in English
What is my life going to be
Four years of college and plenty of knowledge
Have earned me this useless degree
I can't pay the bills yet
'Cause I have no skills yet
The world is a big scary place
But somehow I can't shake
The feeling I might make
A difference
To the human race
Morning Brian
Hi Kate Monster
How's life
Disappointing
What's the matter
The catering company laid me off
Oh I'm sorry
Me too I mean look at me
I'm 10 years out of college
And I always thought
What
No it sounds stupid
Oh c'mon
When I was little
I thought I would be
What
A big comedian on late night TV
But now I'm 32 and as u can see
I'm not
Nope
oh well
Hmm
It sucks to be me
No
It sucks to be me
No
It sucks to be broke
and unemployed and turning 33
It sucks to be me
You think your life sucks
I think so
Your problems aren't so bad
I'm kinda pretty
And pretty damn smart
You are
Thanks
I like romantic things like music and art
And as you know I have a gigantic heart
So why don't I have a boyfriend
FUCK
It sucks to be me
Me too
It sucks to be me
It sucks to be me
It sucks to be Brian
And Kate
To not have a job
To not have a date
It sucks to be me
Hey Rod Nicky
can you settle something for us
if you have a second
Oh certainly
Whose life sucks more
Brian's or mine
OURS
We live together
We're close as people can get
We've been the best of buddies
Ever since the day we met
So he knows lots of ways to make me really upset
Oh
Every day is an aggravation
C'mon that's an exaggeration
You leave your clothes out
You put your feet on my chair
Oh yea
You do such anal things
like ironing your underwear
You make that very small apartment we share
a hell
So do you
that's why I'm in hell too
It sucks to be me
No it sucks to be me
It sucks to be me
It sucks to be me
Is there anybody here it doesn't suck to be
It sucks to be me
Why you all so happy
'Cause our lives suck
Your lives suck
I hearing you correctly Hah
I coming to this country
for opportunities
Try to work in Korean deli
But I am Japanese
But with hard work
I earned two master degrees
In social work
And now I a therapist
But I have no clients
And I have unemployed fiance
And we have lots of bills to pay
It sucks to be me
It sucks to be me
I say it sucka sucka sucka sucka
Sucka sucka sucka sucka sucka
Sucka sucka sucka suck
It suck to be me
Uh excuse me
Sorry to bother you
but I'm looking for a place to live
Why you looking all the way out here
Well I started in Avenue A
But so far everything's out of my price range
But this neighborhood looks a lot cheaper
Oh and look a for rent sign
You need to talk to the superintendent
Let me get him
Great Thanks
YO GARY
I'm coming I'm coming
Oh my God
it's Gary Coleman
Yes I am
I'm Gary Coleman
From TVs different strokes
I made a lot of money
That got stolen by my folks
Now I'm broke
and I'm the butt of everyone's jokes
But I'm here
the superintendent
On Avenue Q
It sucks to be you
You win
It sucks to be you
I feel better now
Try having people stopping you to ask you
Watchoo talkin' 'bout Willis
It gets old
It sucks to be you
On Avenue Q
Sucks to be me
On Avenue Q
Sucks to be you
On Avenue Q
Sucks to be us
But not when we're together
We're together here on Avenue Q
We live on Avenue Q
Our friends do too
Till our dreams come true
We live on Avenue Q
This is real life
We live on Avenue Q
You're gonna love it
We live on Avenue Q
Here's your keys
Welcome to Avenue Q