Hey girl I got somethin` real important to give you
So just sit down and listen
Girl you know we`ve been together
such a long long time
And now I`m ready to lay it on the line
Wooow You know it`s Christmas
and my heart is open wide
Gonna give you something
so you know what`s on my mind
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside
it`s my dick in a box
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don`t mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl ya gotta know you`re my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs somethin` real
Wanna get you somethin` from the heart
Somethin` special girl
It`s my dick in a box
my dick in a box babe
It`s my dick in a box
my dick in a box girl
See I`m wise enough to know
when a gift needs givin`
And I got just the one
somethin` to show ya that you are second to none
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It`s easy to do just follow these steps
1 Cut a hole in a box
2 Put your junk in that box
3 Make her open the box
And that`s the way you do it
It`s my dick in a box
my dick in a box babe
It`s my dick in a box
my dick in a box girl
Christmas dick in a box
Hanukkah dick in a box
Kwanzaa a dick in a box
Every single holiday a dick in a box
Over at your parent`s house a dick in a box
Mid day at the grocery store a dick in a box
Backstage at the CMA`s a dick in a box
a dick in a box