Pervert At Large Screeching Weasel

leather handcuffs hanging on the bedpost ready when he's home from work nipple clamps a gold cock ring a ball gag muffles up the sceams he brings them home he tries so hard but they always have to leave pervert

MAD AT THE PAPER BOY Screeching Weasel

MAd at the papaer boy that little nerd Can't throw a paper straight, the spastic twerp Hit me in the head with the Daily Sun Then he laughed like a maniac, the smart ass runt Mad at the paper boy

GUEST LIST Screeching Weasel

I was hanging out at the show feeling like a fat potato I don't know what I'm doing here I saw her at the door and she looked as bored as me so I got her in I put her on the guest list at the show

SAD LITTLE GIRL Screeching Weasel

just stop resisting you'll never change anything start sharpening yourclaws don't try to live the way that you want cause it's a lost cause the timegoes by so slow there's nothing to do except claw at

99 (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

of you I start to follow clues can't call you from my shoe 99 The bathtub girls I see on bikes in Lakeview all look too much like you and 99 I've got a job to do but I can't concentrate anything else at

ZOMBIES Screeching Weasel

You left me there at the shopping mall You left me standing All I had was some potato chips, a can of warm beer, and a face full of zits Then a barrel full of slime rolled over me I was burning

Breaking Point Screeching Weasel

do you ever shut up do you ever shut up why not gossip about martina hingis you can rhyme her name with cunnilingus "the u.s. open's a piece of piss when you're a little swiss miss" she's at break point

TRANCE Screeching Weasel

I haven't left the house in going on three days The air in here is getting stale but I don't know if I can take Another violent jab at the panic button on my brain I'm not snapping out of it and i

INSIDE OUT Screeching Weasel

swear I wish I'd make myself shut you up I've got a list here of things we talked about The ugliness you see's just me inside out And what I just don't know Is what I think about it I don't know at

CLAIRE MONET Screeching Weasel

someone say It's been so long since the last time I heard her name I learned a lot from her Yeah she was singular The one day she got married That's the last we saw of her I can't remember her face at

I WANNA BE WITH YOU TONIGHT Screeching Weasel

I just know your name but still just the same I see you in my dreams at night I see you in my food when I eat I see your pretty mug I think that I'm in love If you kissed me I would blow up If you

MY SONG Screeching Weasel

Don't wanna ruin your whole day But there's just something I gotta say You gotta understand it's hard And everyday it tears me apart Don't wanna lose you (x3) to another guy I sit inside my room at

Mary Was an Anarchist Screeching Weasel

was simply fed up mary moved out to berkeley and stuck pins her face as a sort of statement against oppression of her sex mary took a walk in the park with a sign in her hand mary threw a rock at

Celena Screeching Weasel

Celena looks at me and asks me if i know what's on tv and now she wants to know what's wrong with me and why I allways have to be so mean.

HEY SUBURBIA Screeching Weasel

Try and tell us our future's at stake We're gonna slam dance on your grave Cause we don't give a shit about tomorrow You say we're a bunch of lazy bums We just wanna act stupid and have some fun

Your Morality Screeching Weasel

i'm happy that you're so appalled you don't stand for anything at all just listento your bitching whining accusations your petty provincialism i don't think i wanna be subject to your morality so safe

SOCIETY Screeching Weasel

I can't stand your right wing phonies I don't like you congress cronies You spend your days at shopping malls You buy guns 'cause you don't have any balls Society makes we want to puke (x2)

JOANIE LOVES JOHNNY Screeching Weasel

Ralph's atArnold's sniffing glue Joanie loves Johnny Joanie and Johnny kiss Chachiis getting pissed these aren't very happy days cause nobody's gettinglaid Joanie loves Johnny now Jenny Piccolo works at

BPD Screeching Weasel

Massacres, violence film at 10 Media scumbags strike a gain Shove a microphone in some poor guys face So your ratings can soar to outer space Ken and Barbie on location Pretty newsman masturbation

ASHTRAY Screeching Weasel

I can't pay the rent, the 20 bucks I made last week's already spent The landlord's at the door and there's dried beer and cigarette butts on the floor Can't seem to go to work and let some fucker

WANNA DIE Screeching Weasel

fucked up But it looks so slick in a one minute spot Wanna Die (x3) I don't wanna live I go to school - what a fucking joke Tellin me things I don't wanna know They don't give a shit about me at

MURDER IN THE BRADY HOUSE Screeching Weasel

Bobby Brady's dealing crack - Marcia's on the pill Mike's in bed with Alice + Sam sells dog chops at his meat shop Greg is trying on garter belts and Peter spent 3 nights in jail Murder in the Brady

HOLY HARDCORE Screeching Weasel

life Live by Crass, die by the sword We're punk rock servants of the lord You say that all you want is peace The Bible preaches anarchy You say that God does not exist You stupid punker - look at

STUPID OVER YOU Screeching Weasel

Madonna I'm in love It dosen't make too much sense But when I saw you on TV This sounds so ridiculous But I can't help the way I feel When I look at your chubby face Sandra I don't understand

Surf Goddess (Ben Weasel / Joe King) Screeching Weasel

It could have happened to anyone but it happened to me I fell in love with a west coast girl an amazon in ripped jeans Looking out at Lake Michigan wishing that I was there She's hanging ten out in Hollywood

STUPID GIRL Screeching Weasel

stupid girl i've had enough of all of your whining stupid girl i've heard enough of all of your crying don't scream at me and get all mad he's the one who treats you oh so bad stupid girl i understand

I Need Therapy Screeching Weasel

d on The Ramones Cause I just sit around at home And bitch and whine cause I'm alone Oh yeah I'm so depressed - I need a shrink! I need an institution - think! There ain't no solution - think!

GET OFF MY BACK Screeching Weasel

You're ourside looking in poking your finget at me And you know that's a really good way to lose that thing but i'm not gonna bite this time cause i know that you think you're right but the facts

Outside Of You Screeching Weasel

outside of you is where i'll always be i'm always outside of you is where i'll be outside of you's where you'll find me outside of you is where i'll always be outside of you i was there when you were at

Time Bomb (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

Joined at the hip again with him tonight You're almost invincible aside from all the nods and smiles but I know that You're gonna blow up 'cause you're a time bomb All set to go off you're a time bomb

Burnout Girl (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

structures around you that scream indifference You are inspired by nothingness nothing can alter the scope of your dreams I'll still wait while you're asleep in your bed But the air smells different out here at

LIKE A PARASITE Screeching Weasel

I wanna crawl all over you like a parasite I wanna lick you head to toe like a parasite come now it's only meand you like a parasite I wanna crawl all over you I can tell by the way youare looking at

HANDCUFFED TO YOU Screeching Weasel

your bad breath and i'm tired of being this close to you when you've got pms but you know it's okay handcuffed to you it's always the same this could be our big getaway but we're going nowhere at

COOL KIDS Screeching Weasel

pattycakes too and cubby's making mean jokesa about you ha ha ya little twist yea it's a real cool club and you're not part of it they're a real cool bunch of die fledermausketeers and they'll laugh at

SECOND FLOOR EAST Screeching Weasel

things will get a little betterbut it just seems like everyday it slips a little more and fades it shouldfeel good to be alive the world keeps dropping back but she's still tryingshe leaves the TV on at

PUNKHOUSE Screeching Weasel

Cause no-one else here wants to get a real job Come on down, hang out with us Hang out at a punk house Don't mind all the filth and grime and muck Cause it's just a punk house Spaghetti stains on

SUNSHINE Screeching Weasel

So why do you let yourself be treated like a piece of meat A fucking piece of meat You call it life I call it rape, I call it prostitution I don'w know why you hate yourself Cause you're not ugly at

SUPERMARKET FANTASY Screeching Weasel

in to hers Our eyes met for a second, then she turned away And after just a little while I went in to the canned goods aisle And there she was just standing there smiling I was hoping she'd look at

HANGING AROUND Screeching Weasel

I walked around alone last night and tried to look at people like I did backthen I kinda wanted to just hang out remind myself what it was all about abouteverything I thought I shattered and left laying

Degenerate (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

In your beady eyes I don't make the scene Well your right if being part of your teenage soap opera's what you mean Degenerate degenerate Encapsulated with all the other creeps In another lame ques...

I WAS A HIGH SCHOOL PSYCHOPATH Screeching Weasel

I realy hated high school it was such a drag everytime I walked the halls allthe kids would call me a fag I dodn't care for physical ed and I didn't care for history I wanted to blow up my high sc...

SAY NO TO AUTHORITY Screeching Weasel

I like Ronald Reagan He teaches me to be a man He shows me how to pull a scam In the name of Uncle Sam I like Edwin Meese the third He tells me how to spend my time Keeps nasty thoughts far from ...

I Hate Your Guts on Sunday (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

I hate your guts on Sunday no other day of the week I hate your guts on Sunday but Monday morning you look so sweetI hate your guts on Sunday and I'm not even sure why 'cause I love your guts on F...

Nobody Likes You (Ben Weasel / Danny Vapid) Screeching Weasel

Nobody likes you you are such a drag Nobody likes you you are such a brat Nobody likes you you see Nobody likes you not me Nobody likes you you're ugly dumb and mean Everyone hates you pass the Dr...

I HATE LED ZEPPELIN Screeching Weasel

Robert Plant is a slimy fuck John Bonham man, he really sucked Those greedy fuckers, those phoney shits They made their money off idiots I hate Led Zeppelin (x2) 12 dollar concerts were all the r...

BRADY Screeching Weasel

Don't you see that people Will like you for who you are 'Cause like is like a sitcom, a senior prom And I'm OK and you're OK Grade A - 10-4 - roger - over and out Listen up - check it out There's ...

LOVE Screeching Weasel

I don't wanna call you and take you to the show I don't wanna go on dates with you And write you sappy notes Cause I don't need the hassles I don't need the headaches too And I don't wanna be in l...

GOOD MORNING Screeching Weasel

The sun is up good morning to me It's gonna be a perfect day While everybody else sleeps I've got a smile on my face Because I know I'm alive It's a feeling inside That words just can't describe ...

Planet of the Apes (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

Planet of the apes you're a primate Planet of the apes you're what I hate This orangutuan is a one man gang a big fat ass baboon Planet of the apes you are so wrong Planet of the dinks here comes ...

THRIFT STORE GIRL Screeching Weasel

Well she's a thrift store girl Yeah she's a beautiful loser She'll switch price tags for me Sometimes meet me for coffee And I don't think she does that For anyone but me She dresses me for absolu...