SAD LITTLE GIRL Screeching Weasel

Your smiley face is out of order today everything's wrong and you can't shut it off just stop resisting you'll never change anything start sharpening yourclaws don't try to live the way that you w...

STUPID GIRL Screeching Weasel

stupid girl i've had enough of all of your whining stupid girl i've heard enough of all of your crying don't scream at me and get all mad he's the one who treats you oh so bad stupid girl i understand

Something Wrong Screeching Weasel

Another stupid girl ANother fucked up little world Now I'm out of cigarettes Another 15 hour drive through nowhereland Another 27 bucks into the band Another stupid world Another fucked up little

The Girl Next Door Screeching Weasel

White girl living in the big city In a big apartment house She's living with her boyfriend now She drives off every day for school and work She washes dishes now And watches tv on the pull out couch

Burnout Girl (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

Thoughts of rescuing you race through my head I'd rip my heart out of my chest and hold it for you to inspect and while the blood dripped down our hands we could kiss The apartment ambience is like a motel Little

DINGBAT Screeching Weasel

cause she's a dingbat Her dumbness really bothers me Brainless questions constantly I wish shut her mouth, give me a break Oh God I hate her face She lives alone in her own world Naive wide-eyed little

99 (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

double agent I asked you not to tell me that I'd join you in a New York minute 'cause you're so rad and that's a fact When you left me things were Kaotic and I think I almost lost Control But now I am a little

COWS Screeching Weasel

Cows - won't give you butter If you pull their udder Cows now longer have sad eyes They won't be served with fries They have no master They're comin faster They're sleeping in my bed They're stepping

WAVIN GERBS Screeching Weasel

Just like a gun Go and get a Brillo pad Fred is dead aw ain't it sad I didn't do it - that I wish Guess who's next it's Bob my fish

SUPERMARKET FANTASY Screeching Weasel

I went through the automatic doors My shopping cart ran in to hers Our eyes met for a second, then she turned away And after just a little while I went in to the canned goods aisle And there she

THRIFT STORE GIRL Screeching Weasel

Well she's a thrift store girl Yeah she's a beautiful loser She'll switch price tags for me Sometimes meet me for coffee And I don't think she does that For anyone but me She dresses me for absolutely

SECOND FLOOR EAST Screeching Weasel

for a new tomorrow cut off a long time ago now no one wnats to hearabout it she thinks about how everybody smiles but no one ever seems tohave the time to ever stop and try to think to ever crack a little

I Wanna Be A Homosexual Screeching Weasel

I got a little lisp and I've been working on my limp wrist Women are a drag and I think I wanna be a faggot now A mincing ninny a prancing fairy merry little queen A Bruce LaBruce wet dream a nancy

Surf Goddess (Ben Weasel / Joe King) Screeching Weasel

It could have happened to anyone but it happened to me I fell in love with a west coast girl an amazon in ripped jeans Looking out at Lake Michigan wishing that I was there She's hanging ten out in Hollywood

CRYING IN MY BEER Screeching Weasel

closed down so if it makes you feel a bit better just picture me crying crying in my beer I got afeeling you've been damaged I think you've got way too much time on your handsI throw away your stupid little

Identity Crisis Screeching Weasel

believe and why do you care what i think well i believe that you're taking up space so make up your mind right now or get on your way so many verses and so very few hrymes so many personalities and suck little

WHAT IS RIGHT Screeching Weasel

What is right (x4) Gotta lot of people don't like my attitude I don't know what the fuck I should do If you think it's OK when I rip in a song Then why when I do it to you is it wrong I gotta girl

I LOVE TO HATE Screeching Weasel

Love to hate I love to hate Deck the halls with Sharon Tate Love to hate I love to hate Assasinate, decapitate I need a dog that I can kick I need some to make me sick The girl that fills me with

7-11 Screeching Weasel

One minute past midnite and I need some cigarettes See the big sign comin up my heart starts pounding fast Everything you could want is in this little shop Burritos are 6,99 free coffee for the cops

MAD AT THE PAPER BOY Screeching Weasel

MAd at the papaer boy that little nerd Can't throw a paper straight, the spastic twerp Hit me in the head with the Daily Sun Then he laughed like a maniac, the smart ass runt Mad at the paper boy

EVERY NIGHT Screeching Weasel

teeth Trying to fall asleep I've sat and smoked a billion cigarettes And wished to hell that you were here My stained and calloused fingers hold a pen Scratching apologies to you too late too little

MY RIGHT Screeching Weasel

the way I wanna think My right I wanna speak my mind My right to yell my right to scream My right no one's ever gonna Tell me what I have to do I'll live the way I want I don't care about your little

ONE STEP BEYOND Screeching Weasel

It seems to me you shut out anything that might confuse the warped and twistedvisions of the narrow little paths you choose we're all potential converts inyour eyes I think instead you need to take

MY BRAIN HURTS Screeching Weasel

day I watch the minutes tick away My brain is melting like a chocolate ice cream bar Like characters on TV these people look like maggots to me and I wonder what the hell is wrong with me Milk fed little

Breaking Point Screeching Weasel

do you ever shut up do you ever shut up why not gossip about martina hingis you can rhyme her name with cunnilingus "the u.s. open's a piece of piss when you're a little swiss miss" she's at break point

FATHEAD Screeching Weasel

smelly butt why don't you go away You're just a turd why don't you go away Sit on it nerd why don't you go away Dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy why don't you beat it why don't you go away You little

BRADY Screeching Weasel

Then you won't be a freak, a wildebeaste And people won't tape signs onto your back Or beat the crap out of you Or ignore your sorry ass See, there's something vapid inside of you There's a sweet little

COOL KIDS Screeching Weasel

to sit around and talk bad about the other kids yea it's a real cool club and you're not part of it there's millie, pickles and pattycakes too and cubby's making mean jokesa about you ha ha ya little

Mary Was an Anarchist Screeching Weasel

Mary was a girl with a cause she was simply fed up mary moved out to berkeley and stuck pins her face as a sort of statement against oppression of her sex mary took a walk in the park with a sign

MORE PROBLEMS Screeching Weasel

You were once a nice suburban girl Until mom and dad gave you their special love You wanted to tell them something personal But the exact words you couldn't think of So you cut and dyed your hair

HANGING AROUND Screeching Weasel

everybody else it's getting harder to remind myself of what I've learned relying on anotherlame religion to validate our arrogant traditions and any day we're gonna wonder why we've been left behind this girl

Celena Screeching Weasel

Celena says she's tired of spending so much of her preacious time watchin me while i watch Benny Hill and countin every minute that I kill Celena says she's young and she deserves to have a little fun

Degenerate (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

In your beady eyes I don't make the scene Well your right if being part of your teenage soap opera's what you mean Degenerate degenerate Encapsulated with all the other creeps In another lame ques...

CLAIRE MONET Screeching Weasel

Claire Monet I heard someone say It's been so long since the last time I heard her name I learned a lot from her Yeah she was singular The one day she got married That's the last we saw of her I ...

I WAS A HIGH SCHOOL PSYCHOPATH Screeching Weasel

I realy hated high school it was such a drag everytime I walked the halls allthe kids would call me a fag I dodn't care for physical ed and I didn't care for history I wanted to blow up my high sc...

SAY NO TO AUTHORITY Screeching Weasel

I like Ronald Reagan He teaches me to be a man He shows me how to pull a scam In the name of Uncle Sam I like Edwin Meese the third He tells me how to spend my time Keeps nasty thoughts far from ...

I Hate Your Guts on Sunday (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

I hate your guts on Sunday no other day of the week I hate your guts on Sunday but Monday morning you look so sweetI hate your guts on Sunday and I'm not even sure why 'cause I love your guts on F...

Nobody Likes You (Ben Weasel / Danny Vapid) Screeching Weasel

Nobody likes you you are such a drag Nobody likes you you are such a brat Nobody likes you you see Nobody likes you not me Nobody likes you you're ugly dumb and mean Everyone hates you pass the Dr...

I HATE LED ZEPPELIN Screeching Weasel

Robert Plant is a slimy fuck John Bonham man, he really sucked Those greedy fuckers, those phoney shits They made their money off idiots I hate Led Zeppelin (x2) 12 dollar concerts were all the r...

LOVE Screeching Weasel

I don't wanna call you and take you to the show I don't wanna go on dates with you And write you sappy notes Cause I don't need the hassles I don't need the headaches too And I don't wanna be in l...

Time Bomb (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

Joined at the hip again with him tonight You're almost invincible aside from all the nods and smiles but I know that You're gonna blow up 'cause you're a time bomb All set to go off you're a time ...

GOOD MORNING Screeching Weasel

The sun is up good morning to me It's gonna be a perfect day While everybody else sleeps I've got a smile on my face Because I know I'm alive It's a feeling inside That words just can't describe ...

Planet of the Apes (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

Planet of the apes you're a primate Planet of the apes you're what I hate This orangutuan is a one man gang a big fat ass baboon Planet of the apes you are so wrong Planet of the dinks here comes ...

ZOMBIES Screeching Weasel

You left me there at the shopping mall You left me standing All I had was some potato chips, a can of warm beer, and a face full of zits Then a barrel full of slime rolled over me I was burning S...

BATES MOTEL Screeching Weasel

Got 12 rooms 12 vacancies You can do just what you please Just don't get mother to irate And don't ever call me Master Bates A man should have a hobby, true But I got so bored I needed something t...

VERONICA HATES ME Screeching Weasel

She always has something to say to ruin an otherwise nice day She always has to start a fight She doesn't like the way I think She don't understand why i must drink to go out on Friday night But I...

TOTALLY Screeching Weasel

Totally cool that your hair is blue I totally drool when I think about you Totally neat totally sweet Totally knocked me off my feet Totally rad but it's too bad You're not aware of all my plans ...

GUEST LIST Screeching Weasel

I was hanging out at the show feeling like a fat potato I don't know what I'm doing here I saw her at the door and she looked as bored as me so I got her in I put her on the guest list at the show...

SOCIETY Screeching Weasel

I can't stand your right wing phonies I don't like you congress cronies You spend your days at shopping malls You buy guns 'cause you don't have any balls Society makes we want to puke (x2) Amer...

Radio Blast Screeching Weasel

The product you're trying to sell Isn't going over to well with me And I just wanna see it explode The stations have the feel of the pulse of the nation And I'm losing my lunch It's a rip off and ...