Time Bomb (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

Joined at the hip again with him tonight You're almost invincible aside from all the nods and smiles but I know that You're gonna blow up 'cause you're a time bomb All set to go off you're a time bomb

99 (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

I think of you every minute of just about every other day It's funny but the tv dosen't seem to make my thoughts about you go away Every time I think of you I start to follow clues can't call you from

Degenerate (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

In your beady eyes I don't make the scene Well your right if being part of your teenage soap opera's what you mean Degenerate degenerate Encapsulated with all the other creeps In another lame ques...

If I Was You (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

my shoes you're saying that you would basically have it made Well if I was in your boots I'm telling you I would be making things my way I'd take what's mine if I was you You'd never catch me killing time

Burnout Girl (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

I walk by your house while you're laying in bed Thoughts of rescuing you race through my head I'd rip my heart out of my chest and hold it for you to inspect and while the blood dripped down our h...

Surf Goddess (Ben Weasel / Joe King) Screeching Weasel

Goddess I'm in love with you I can't make all of the clubs with you I can't make all of your shows I gotta scrape the ice off the van I gotta shovel the snow But if you stop by the Montrose beach next time

I Wrote Holden Caulfield (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

wanna wake up I wanna know when you'll stop dying for what you've done stop crying for what you've done it's only the past it's only life what hae you done that's so bad it's only life so don't waste time

I Hate Your Guts on Sunday (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

catalyst for readjusting my attitude I hate your guts on Sunday I hate my own guts as well but every other day I think you're swell Sunday always feels like a funeral like setting the alarm to be on time

Planet of the Apes (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

Planet of the apes you're a primate Planet of the apes you're what I hate This orangutuan is a one man gang a big fat ass baboon Planet of the apes you are so wrong Planet of the dinks here comes ...

Nobody Likes You (Ben Weasel / Danny Vapid) Screeching Weasel

Nobody likes you you are such a drag Nobody likes you you are such a brat Nobody likes you you see Nobody likes you not me Nobody likes you you're ugly dumb and mean Everyone hates you pass the Dr...

Radio Blast Screeching Weasel

Radio blast I wanna say I'd like to see it explode I'd like to say I wanna see it explode Bought off by alternatives reps Don't you ever forget Who is really standing behind your paycheck It's time

The First Day Of Winter Screeching Weasel

remember now i just wish that you weren't remembering that way you're gonna kill yourself everything is gray everything is not okay and i can't talk to you until i see some light and that could take some time

I WANNA BE NAKED Screeching Weasel

I'll show the whole world my nakedness I don't need no hangups, I wanna be naked (x2) Don't wanna make a fashion statement pose I wanna walk down the street without any clothes I won't waste no time

MY BRAIN HURTS Screeching Weasel

Time gets wasted every day I watch the minutes tick away My brain is melting like a chocolate ice cream bar Like characters on TV these people look like maggots to me and I wonder what the hell is

LOVE Screeching Weasel

for walks on the beach I don't want you hanging on me like a leech Cause I know what you're trying, I know what you're trying to do And I don't wanna be in love with you (x4) Love is a waste of my time

SECOND FLOOR EAST Screeching Weasel

to tell her she's alright to keep out the ngiht she wonders why she feels this way she wonders if she'll ever be okay there's nothing she can laugh about no anthem for a new tomorrow cut off a long time

MY SONG Screeching Weasel

there's just something I gotta say You gotta understand it's hard And everyday it tears me apart Don't wanna lose you (x3) to another guy I sit inside my room at night and think about you all the time

LEAVE ME ALONE Screeching Weasel

Get the fuck away from me Leave me alone - Don't wanna hear your voice Don't wanna hear a sound - Just leave me alone You love alcohol Don't wanna know from nothing else You can't have a good time

HANGING AROUND Screeching Weasel

behind this girl came up to me and said I think myteacher used to go to school with you and she was right and if for just a second I take off these colored glasses I can see it might just be a waste of time

HARDCORE HIPPIE Screeching Weasel

27 Morons living on a tree Peace symbols, cheap, phony dime store beads Half the time flippin out on LSD Advocate non-violence you don't know how to fight Stupid, unobjective cause you think you're

SAY NO TO AUTHORITY Screeching Weasel

I like Ronald Reagan He teaches me to be a man He shows me how to pull a scam In the name of Uncle Sam I like Edwin Meese the third He tells me how to spend my time Keeps nasty thoughts far from

LEATHER JACKET Screeching Weasel

I wanna tell you what's on my mind And i wanna bill you for wasted time And wasted cigarettes that quenched your fix And wasted spit I left there upon your lips I'm getting used to the fact you

EVERY NIGHT Screeching Weasel

I'm not feeling human anymore Half connected all the time Each night I document the things I've done The pointless points I've made for stupid reasons Every night I'm always the same You're

POLICE INSANITY Screeching Weasel

Another cop another gun Another way to end my fun Another fucking power game Hate in Law enforcement name Black and white or gold and blue My good time is a job for you Do you enjoy the fear you

WHAT IS RIGHT Screeching Weasel

like my attitude I don't know what the fuck I should do If you think it's OK when I rip in a song Then why when I do it to you is it wrong I gotta girl and I know I'm in love If you fight all the time

TEENAGE FREAK SHOW Screeching Weasel

and I can't stand the stupid look on your face I can't handle refusing to change and I can't handle the same old same old from you Cause I'm sick and tired of you There ain't nothing to do It's time

Celena Screeching Weasel

talk to her and make her understand I'm not the boyfriend that she made herself beleive I was but celena's brave and celena says, ya celena says i broke her heart she going to think about all the time

CRYING IN MY BEER Screeching Weasel

you've been so bored since the Circle K closed down so if it makes you feel a bit better just picture me crying crying in my beer I got afeeling you've been damaged I think you've got way too much time

The Girl Next Door Screeching Weasel

her She bought the perfect little house And the lawn's well manicured And she'd never missed a day of work And every day's the same White girl couldn't go on knowing She was just here wasting her time

GET OFF MY BACK Screeching Weasel

You're ourside looking in poking your finget at me And you know that's a really good way to lose that thing but i'm not gonna bite this time cause i know that you think you're right but the facts

Identity Crisis Screeching Weasel

and why do you care what i think well i believe that you're taking up space so make up your mind right now or get on your way so many verses and so very few hrymes so many personalities and suck little time

CLAIRE MONET Screeching Weasel

Claire Monet I heard someone say It's been so long since the last time I heard her name I learned a lot from her Yeah she was singular The one day she got married That's the last we saw of her

PSYCHIATRIST Screeching Weasel

swill Your doc is your drug he's got your medication He gets through to you better when you're under sedation Something from your past that he won't let relax You wish you were dead but he makes your time

Count To Three Screeching Weasel

disappear i'm twice the man you'll ever be i got two brass balls to prove it baby i've been stylin' since you wore short pants now i'm taking names and kicking ass count to three i'll fuck up your good time

SUNSHINE Screeching Weasel

hate yourself Cause you're not ugly at all So let the sunshine in And chase away your blues Smilers never lose and frowners never win So let the sunshine in I know it's fucking hard But now it's time

SUPERMARKET FANTASY Screeching Weasel

my mind off those perfect lips I saw her start to walk my way Thought that everything would be ok Then I ran in to the cocoa puffs display I hurried to the checkout line Wishing I could push back time

I WAS A HIGH SCHOOL PSYCHOPATH Screeching Weasel

I realy hated high school it was such a drag everytime I walked the halls allthe kids would call me a fag I dodn't care for physical ed and I didn't care for history I wanted to blow up my high sc...

I HATE LED ZEPPELIN Screeching Weasel

Robert Plant is a slimy fuck John Bonham man, he really sucked Those greedy fuckers, those phoney shits They made their money off idiots I hate Led Zeppelin (x2) 12 dollar concerts were all the r...

BRADY Screeching Weasel

Don't you see that people Will like you for who you are 'Cause like is like a sitcom, a senior prom And I'm OK and you're OK Grade A - 10-4 - roger - over and out Listen up - check it out There's ...

GOOD MORNING Screeching Weasel

The sun is up good morning to me It's gonna be a perfect day While everybody else sleeps I've got a smile on my face Because I know I'm alive It's a feeling inside That words just can't describe ...

ZOMBIES Screeching Weasel

You left me there at the shopping mall You left me standing All I had was some potato chips, a can of warm beer, and a face full of zits Then a barrel full of slime rolled over me I was burning S...

THRIFT STORE GIRL Screeching Weasel

Well she's a thrift store girl Yeah she's a beautiful loser She'll switch price tags for me Sometimes meet me for coffee And I don't think she does that For anyone but me She dresses me for absolu...

BATES MOTEL Screeching Weasel

Got 12 rooms 12 vacancies You can do just what you please Just don't get mother to irate And don't ever call me Master Bates A man should have a hobby, true But I got so bored I needed something t...

VERONICA HATES ME Screeching Weasel

She always has something to say to ruin an otherwise nice day She always has to start a fight She doesn't like the way I think She don't understand why i must drink to go out on Friday night But I...

TOTALLY Screeching Weasel

Totally cool that your hair is blue I totally drool when I think about you Totally neat totally sweet Totally knocked me off my feet Totally rad but it's too bad You're not aware of all my plans ...

GUEST LIST Screeching Weasel

I was hanging out at the show feeling like a fat potato I don't know what I'm doing here I saw her at the door and she looked as bored as me so I got her in I put her on the guest list at the show...

SOCIETY Screeching Weasel

I can't stand your right wing phonies I don't like you congress cronies You spend your days at shopping malls You buy guns 'cause you don't have any balls Society makes we want to puke (x2) Amer...

COWS Screeching Weasel

Cows - They're comin near me Hope they don't see me They can't defeat me Oh please don't eat me ! Cows - won't give you butter If you pull their udder Cows now longer have sad eyes They won't be s...

THE SCIENCE OF MYTH Screeching Weasel

If you've ever question beliefs that you hold you're not alone But you oughtta realize that every myth is a metaphor in the case or Christianity and Judaism there exist the belief that spiritual m...

I, ROBOT Screeching Weasel

I am a robot I might be paranoid But I'm a living breathing humanoid I am a rhombus I plod around like dough And I'm secure in everything I know Am I American Blue metal under skin No I'm not huma...