If I crossed off all the girls with names ending with Leigh
There'd be no one left in Texas
It's getting hard here to survive
'Cause everyday they multiply
So I guess I'll move to Memphis
'Cause I'm running out of choices
And they trample me like horses
Got me crawling on my knees
Mom and Dad thought she was perfect
Probably named her that on purpose
Knowing she would come for me
Hey, Leigh
Please leave me alone
I can't believe the way you bitch and moan
About how much I drink, and who I've been banging,
and won't pick up the phone
Hey, Leigh
Please leave
Leave me alone
All my friends just roll their eyes when
I say I don't have a type
Maybe I'm just bad at spelling
I dot my T's and cross my I's
And for a second, she looks nice
Till she's throwing shit and yelling
I hate the way she's got me begging
Hey, Leigh
Please leave me alone
I can't believe the way you bitch and moan
About how much I drink, and who I've been banging,
and won't pick up the phone
Hey, Leigh
Please leave
Leave me alone
Baleigh, Haleigh, Amy, and Kaleigh, somebody save me
Ryleigh, Kyleigh, fuck me up, Mileigh, they think it might be love
Baleigh, Haleigh, Amy, and Kaleigh, somebody save me
And Ryleigh, Kyleigh, fuck me up, Mileigh, they think it might be love
Hey, Leigh
Please leave me alone
I can't believe the way you bitch and moan
About how much I drink, and who I've been banging,
and won't pick up the phone
Hey, Leigh
Please leave
Hey, Leigh
Please leave
Leave me alone