I'm a singer who comes, but I'm a lover who can
I'm a lover who can
I'm a beggar who wants but I'll take what I can
I'll take what I can
I will give her it all, but she will always say no
'Cos she says she's the queen of the driven snow
Oh here comes April 1st
She's welcoming me
She hasn't a doormat and I haven't a key
I gave a flower, she sent her family tree
Dont rewrite the books
Just rewrite the title
She helped me to be somebody I didn't like at all
April 1st, the first of a lie
I'm a protest lover with a protest song
She's a loser that's bad
That's why you should have won
I would give her it all but she would always say no (no)
'Cos she says she's the queen of the driven snow
Oh yeah, driven snow
Oh yeah, oh no
Here comes April 1st
She's welcoming me
She hasn't a doormat and I haven't a key
I gave a flower, she sent her family tree
Dont rewrite the books
Just rewrite the title
She helped me to be somebody I didn't like at all
April 1st, the first of a line
Here comes April 1st
She's welcoming me
She hasn't a doormat and I haven't a key
I gave a flower, she sent her family tree
She took her personality on the dose
And sniffed the world right up her nose
On April, April circles
Now I did the dishes, she dished the dirt
She had the world revolving right round her skirt
Oh April 1st
The last of the first
Oh April 1st
The last of the first