Happiness is egg-shaped
And love's a circle with no end
It's only four o'clock in the morning
And you're still driving me around the bend
I'll tell you something, I'll tell you true
I've got a letter to send to you
It's twenty feet tall and it's sprayed on a wall
I'm gonna post it from a fifth floor window
Yeah, yeah, crash it right down on your car
I don't know maybe then that'll teach you
Not to kiss the sky too hard
I'll tell you something, I'll tell you true
I've got a letter to send to you
You're too busy dreaming, so what am I going to do?
Got to get you right off of my back
'Cause you're no fun girl
My whole world's turning black
'Cause you're no fun girl
I know there's two sides to every story
You can keep your kiss of death
'Cause I choose glory, yeah
Happiness is egg-shaped
And love's a circle with no end
It's only four o'clock in the morning
And you're still driving me around the bend
I'll tell you something, I'll tell you true
Got a letter to send to you
You're too busy dreaming, so what am I going to do?
Got to get you right off of my back
'Cause you're no fun girl
My whole world's turning black
'Cause you're no fun girl
I know there's two sides to every story
You can keep your kiss of death
'Cause I choose glory, yeah