Yo, I'm checkin' for Left Eye man<br>Oh God 'G'<br>I don't know God, I don't know God<br>I don't God, I don't really really know check my flow<br><br>My man Al B. Sure 'He's In Effect Mode'<br>Used to have a crush on Dawn from En Vogue<br>It's not like honey dip would wanna get wit me<br>But just in case I own more condoms than TLC<br>Um, speakin' of which, you know how I troop<br>Late Thursday night playing ball at run and shoot<br>I see my girl Chilli in her Lexus Coupe<br>Sittin' pretty, oohh, in dat hot pink suit<br>And Bam!<br>In through the door she struts<br>It's the lovely T-Boz with the ill haircut<br>But Left Eye's the dime piece<br>Yeah, you know it's all good<br>But I hear, it was a hood<br><br>It's like that y'all<br>My name's Malik the Phife from freak<br>It's like that y'all<br>My name's Malike the Phife from freak<br>It's on the M-I-C-R-O-P-H-O-N-E I rule<br>TLC up in the house<br>Crazy Sexy Cool<br><br>Ya know what I'm sayin'